After years of me playing Ultima Online… I finally convinced (tricked?) my wife to give it a shot - live on stream. I ran out for a pizza and let her take over.
She's never touched UO before. I handed her the mouse, gave her just a little instructions, and let the chaos unfold. From clumsy combat to “wait, what is that?” moments, this clip is pure entertainment. I'm so proud of her!
📺 Originally streamed live: https://youtube.com/live/QJm8wLtoi5g 🎮 I stream UO multiple times a week—come hang out! https://twitch.tv/jaseowns 💬 Share your funniest “first time playing UO” story in the comments below or in the Jase Owns discord https://discord.gg/jaseowns
I'm Jason Ramsey — a full-stack engineer with 20 years of experience building and migrating large-scale platforms for brands like Match Group. I specialize in modernizing legacy systems and shipping polished, maintainable products quickly.
ColdFusion support & platform migration
Full-stack development (CF, .NET, SQL, React, Remix, Node, Tailwind)
Custom automation & developer tools
Streaming & gaming integrations (bots, APIs)
Why work with me
Proven migrations: led cross-functional teams to modernize platforms
Senior leadership: from Lead Engineer to Staff Engineer & Manager
Speed + clarity: fast iterations, proactive communication
Rates: Every project is unique. I offer both fixed-price packages and hourly consulting. Rates depend on project scope so we can match the engagement to your goals and timeline.
JaseOwns.com is the online dumping ground of Jason Ramsey and includes ramblings of an internet ⭐ star. He's a streamer, dreamer, developer, gamer, husband and father who has been a nerd owning people on the internet since dial up 🖥️☎️