God has a sense of humor - Be careful what you wish for!
The other day my dad told me to be careful what I wish for. I didn't understand what he ment but then he told me...
"I always hoped to see naked ladies in the shower and the other day it came true. Grandma fell in the shower and I had to help her get up, twice. God has a sense of humor - Be Careful what you wish for!"
I told him you just have to be more specific on what you wish for to avoid sh like that!
I'm Jason Ramsey — a full-stack engineer with 20 years of experience building and migrating large-scale platforms for brands like Match Group. I specialize in modernizing legacy systems and shipping polished, maintainable products quickly.
ColdFusion support & platform migration
Full-stack development (CF, .NET, SQL, React, Remix, Node, Tailwind)
Custom automation & developer tools
Streaming & gaming integrations (bots, APIs)
Why work with me
Proven migrations: led cross-functional teams to modernize platforms
Senior leadership: from Lead Engineer to Staff Engineer & Manager
Speed + clarity: fast iterations, proactive communication
Rates: Every project is unique. I offer both fixed-price packages and hourly consulting. Rates depend on project scope so we can match the engagement to your goals and timeline.
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